“LFC Bombshell at 10:30PM tonight! Liverpool are already dropping MOVES after Yan Diomande ditched them for PSG!”

Keep dreaming. The BOMBSHELL's up past its bedtime. (emojis here)

At 10:30 sharp, prepare for: a screenshot of Ornstein's tweet from yesterday, the word EXCLUSIVE in red, and absolutely nothing you didn't already know. We wait with bated breath to be informed of Liverpool's interest in Barcola.